Selina Meyer » 3x03 “Alicia”
"If someone takes a shit in your car, what are you gonna do? You’re gonna drop your trou’ and take a crap through the sunroof? I don’t think so, buddy."
"I have no agenda except to be funny." — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Selina Meyer » 3x02 “The Choice”
"If I say that I am Pro-Life, then I’m a traitor to my sex. If I say that I am Pro-Choice, then I’m a traitor to the President. Which makes me an actual traitor, by the way."