That’s not Pitbull, it’s Amy Poehler!

jerksicaday:

Selina Meyer » 3x03 “Alicia”

"If someone takes a shit in your car, what are you gonna do? You’re gonna drop your trou’ and take a crap through the sunroof? I don’t think so, buddy."

livefrommyhouse:

"I have no agenda except to be funny." — Julia Louis-Dreyfus

jerksicaday:

Selina Meyer » 3x02 “The Choice”

"If I say that I am Pro-Life, then I’m a traitor to my sex. If I say that I am Pro-Choice, then I’m a traitor to the President. Which makes me an actual traitor, by the way." 

veephbo:

Run free, Gary!

rollingstone:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is wearing absolutely nothing but the immortal words of Thomas Jefferson on our new cover.

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