"I have no agenda except to be funny." — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Selina Meyer » 3x02 “The Choice”
"If I say that I am Pro-Life, then I’m a traitor to my sex. If I say that I am Pro-Choice, then I’m a traitor to the President. Which makes me an actual traitor, by the way."
Alright, fuck it. I don’t need a team. I don’t need an campaign manager. You think I got here just ‘cause I got 50 million dollars in the bank and this amazing ass?